Funny SMS

Ye dunia badi zalim hai..,
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Rahne do button dabane se
Nahi badlegi.

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Last nite i had a dream,
I was walkin wid god,
He asked me who is ur best frnd?
I told ur name.
He smiled n said.....
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Sab pichle janam k paap hai..!!!

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Walk on ur own path,
Love in ur own ways,
Talk in ur own words,
Do wht ur heart says,
N then,
One day world will say,
“Nalayak” konachach aikat nahi..!!
(““Nalayak” kisi ki bhi nahi sunata..!!)

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Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye,
Prabhu ki ye tasvir dekhe,
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Papiyon ko nahi dikhegi.!!

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Hum tumhe dekhna chahte hai,
Tumse milna chahte hai,
Par ye log bahut jalim hai,
Kahte hai “kal aana aaj zoo
Band hai….!!”

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Ek pakshi unch udala,
Khup unch udala,
Bharpur unch udala,
Akash palikade,
Khup unch udala,
Itka unch udala ki
Disenasa zala,
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Aata zop udya shodhu tyala..!!

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Bhul gaye ya bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kar diya ya karane chahte ho?
Sms kar do ya ab bhi paise
bachana chahte ho?

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Teri ma ki,
Teri bahen ki,
Tere bap ki,
Tere bhai ki,
Tere pure khandan ki….,
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Jaan hai tu pagal,
Apna khayal rakha kar,
How was that??!!

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Hum dua karte hai
Har gali har mohalle me
Tumhara nam ho,
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Uper most wanted,
Aur niche 2000 ka inam ho.

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Arz hai,
Khidki khuli thi,
Hawa chal rahi thi,
Khidki khuli thi,
Hawa chal rahi thi,
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Khidki band ,
hawa bhi band.

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2 sardar bank lutne chale gaye,
Par gun bhul gaye,
Phir bhi bank lut liya.
Kaise??
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Manager bhi sardar tha bola,
“I trust u gun kal dikha dena”

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