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Funny SMS


Ye dunia badi zalim hai..,
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Rahne do button dabane se
Nahi badlegi.



Last nite i had a dream,
I was walkin wid god,
He asked me who is ur best frnd?
I told ur name.
He smiled n said.....
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Sab pichle janam k paap hai..!!!





Walk on ur own path,
Love in ur own ways,
Talk in ur own words,
Do wht ur heart says,
N then,
One day world will say,
“Nalayak” konachach aikat nahi..!!
(““Nalayak” kisi ki bhi nahi sunata..!!)







Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye,
Prabhu ki ye tasvir dekhe,
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Papiyon ko nahi dikhegi.!!



Hum tumhe dekhna chahte hai,
Tumse milna chahte hai,
Par ye log bahut jalim hai,
Kahte hai “kal aana aaj zoo
Band hai….!!”





Ek pakshi unch udala,
Khup unch udala,
Bharpur unch udala,
Akash palikade,
Khup unch udala,
Itka unch udala ki
Disenasa zala,
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Aata zop udya shodhu tyala..!!



Bhul gaye ya bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kar diya ya karane chahte ho?
Sms kar do ya ab bhi paise
bachana chahte ho?






Teri ma ki,
Teri bahen ki,
Tere bap ki,
Tere bhai ki,
Tere pure khandan ki….,
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Jaan hai tu pagal,
Apna khayal rakha kar,
How was that??!!



Hum dua karte hai
Har gali har mohalle me
Tumhara nam ho,
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Uper most wanted,
Aur niche 2000 ka inam ho.





Arz hai,
Khidki khuli thi,
Hawa chal rahi thi,
Khidki khuli thi,
Hawa chal rahi thi,
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Khidki band ,
hawa bhi band.



2 sardar bank lutne chale gaye,
Par gun bhul gaye,
Phir bhi bank lut liya.
Kaise??


Manager bhi sardar tha bola,
“I trust u gun kal dikha dena”





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2 comments:

  1. Very nice blog. Im ubuntusl

  1. click here says:

    hahhaha very funny i like this

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