Exam SMS

University ki galiyon me
Ajab khel hota hai,
Padhai kam n class k bahane
Dilo ka mel zyada hota hai,
Isiliye to pappu har sal fail hota hai.

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Hum aage baithe the,
Wo humare pichhu,
Hum unhe mud-mud k dekh rahe the,
Wo hume,
Kunki exam me unhe kuch na aata tha
Na hume.

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If in exam hall,
During d exam u feel,
tht d paper is tough,
Dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
Take deep breath n
say 2 urself
"Dis is very interesting sub.
I want 2 study it 1 more time."

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Whts d similarity b/w
student preparing 4 exam
& Aamir in Ghajini??
Both cn’t remember nything,
after 15 minutes.

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Dad: Beta is bar tuhje
exam me 90% lana hai
Son: Nahi dad, mai to
is bar 100%launga
Dad: Kyon mazak kar raha hai
Son: Shuru kisne kiya tha

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Human brain is most
outstanding object in d world.
It works 24 hrs a day,
365 days in a yr,
It function right frm our born,
but it stops only when
we enter the exam hall.

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Baap: Itne kum marks?
2 thappar lagane chahiyen!
Beta: Han papa! meine to us
kameenay mastar ka
ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!

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Hum jite 1 bar he
Marte 1 bar hai
Pyar 1 bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi
1 hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuu.

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Use to write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi k kante bhaage.
1 pariksha khatam to duji,
Shuru ho gai mamu."

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Son: Papa, aap ko yaad hai,
aap ne kaha tha ke,
Ager mein Exam me,
Pass ho jaaon ga,
To mujhe 5000 Rs. do ge.
Father: Haan.
Son: Good News hai,
Aap ke 5000 Rs. bach gaye.

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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein,
Sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain,
Ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye,
Yeh to moh maya hai!! .