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Exam SMS


University ki galiyon me
Ajab khel hota hai,
Padhai kam n class k bahane
Dilo ka mel zyada hota hai,
Isiliye to pappu har sal fail hota hai.




Hum aage baithe the,
Wo humare pichhu,
Hum unhe mud-mud k dekh rahe the,
Wo hume,
Kunki exam me unhe kuch na aata tha
Na hume.





If in exam hall,
During d exam u feel,
tht d paper is tough,
Dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
Take deep breath n
say 2 urself
"Dis is very interesting sub.
I want 2 study it 1 more time."



Whts d similarity b/w
student preparing 4 exam
& Aamir in Ghajini??
Both cn’t remember nything,
after 15 minutes.





Dad: Beta is bar tuhje
exam me 90% lana hai
Son: Nahi dad, mai to
is bar 100%launga
Dad: Kyon mazak kar raha hai
Son: Shuru kisne kiya tha



Human brain is most
outstanding object in d world.
It works 24 hrs a day,
365 days in a yr,
It function right frm our born,
but it stops only when
we enter the exam hall.





Baap: Itne kum marks?
2 thappar lagane chahiyen!
Beta: Han papa! meine to us
kameenay mastar ka
ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!



Hum jite 1 bar he
Marte 1 bar hai
Pyar 1 bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi
1 hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuu.





Use to write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.



EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi k kante bhaage.
1 pariksha khatam to duji,
Shuru ho gai mamu."





Son: Papa, aap ko yaad hai,
aap ne kaha tha ke,
Ager mein Exam me,
Pass ho jaaon ga,
To mujhe 5000 Rs. do ge.
Father: Haan.
Son: Good News hai,
Aap ke 5000 Rs. bach gaye.



Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein,
Sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain,
Ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye,
Yeh to moh maya hai!! .

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