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Santa-Banta SMS


Once Santa saw a boy with cap in da back direction.
This event really harrased da social nature of Santa N
then he also decided 2 wear his pagari in da backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him N asked
"Santaji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"



Santa goes 4 buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."



Santa calls Air India.
"How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?"
"Just a sec.....," says da receptionist.
"Thank you." says da Santa N hangs up.



Santa is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in da lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came da column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.



What does Santa do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with da original 4 spelling mistakes.



Why did Santa goes with 18 people 4 a movie?
Becoze below 18 was not allowed.



What do u do when Santa throws a hand grenade at u?
Pull da pin N throw it back.



How do u make Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.



"Oh, look at da dead bird."
Santa looked skyward N asked, "Where, Where?



Banta finished his English exam N came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was ok, except 4 da past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought N at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"



A Santa is in a bar N his cellular phone rings,
He picks it up n says
"Hello, how did u know I was here?"



Santa: We have 2 learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able 2 communicate with my child.
Friend:Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child N
it will start to speak after 6 months.



On da way 2 office Santa slipped on a banana peel
N was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed a banana peel on da same way
N Later after 2 days, he noticed two banana peels N
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai!!!!!"



Santa : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. Top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta : 'Yes, that's funny. N even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

3 comments:

  1. Seema Syed says:

    I love Santa jokes. Good ones. Waiting for more on Santa.

  1. Very funny jokes Please post some more jokes. And even you can visit the link to read my collection on Santa Banta Jokes.

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