Santa-Banta SMS

Once Santa saw a boy with cap in da back direction.
This event really harrased da social nature of Santa N
then he also decided 2 wear his pagari in da backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him N asked
"Santaji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"

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Santa goes 4 buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

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Santa calls Air India.
"How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?"
"Just a sec.....," says da receptionist.
"Thank you." says da Santa N hangs up.

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Santa is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in da lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came da column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.

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What does Santa do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with da original 4 spelling mistakes.

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Why did Santa goes with 18 people 4 a movie?
Becoze below 18 was not allowed.

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What do u do when Santa throws a hand grenade at u?
Pull da pin N throw it back.

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How do u make Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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"Oh, look at da dead bird."
Santa looked skyward N asked, "Where, Where?

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Banta finished his English exam N came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was ok, except 4 da past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought N at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"

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A Santa is in a bar N his cellular phone rings,
He picks it up n says
"Hello, how did u know I was here?"

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Santa: We have 2 learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able 2 communicate with my child.
Friend:Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child N
it will start to speak after 6 months.

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On da way 2 office Santa slipped on a banana peel
N was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed a banana peel on da same way
N Later after 2 days, he noticed two banana peels N
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai!!!!!"

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Santa : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. Top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta : 'Yes, that's funny. N even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'