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April Fool SMS


Sardar got into a bus,
On 1st April when,
Conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10 n,
Took d ticket n,
said april fool. I have Bus pass.



God made a daylight n,
Is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n,
Is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n,
Is called Moon,
God made a U n,
Is called Cartoon!
Happy April Fool Day.



Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!




U r attractive,
U r the Best,
U r Cute,
U r Dear 2 Me,
U r Excellent,
U r Funny,
U r Good-Looking,
I’m JOKING.




U r a B. I. T. C. H.,
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Cute, Honest.
R u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.



A study has proved dat,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!



In ur life,
When u wake up &
Don't see any 1,
Then come 2 me,
I'll b there 2 hold ur hand &,
Take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST.




UR d 1 who is CHARMING
UR d 1 who is INTELLIGENT
UR d 1 who is CUTE n
I m d 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Happy April Fools Day.




Hey U know,
Which is the best day,
2 propose a girl?
April 1. U know why??
If she accept its ur luck,
otherwise just tell "April Fool."



If people says u r crazy,
B patiend.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid,
B cool but if they say,
U r smart, Thapad maar.



Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the...
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazren mili aur
Aap ne kaha,...
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA.




FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI me,
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai,
U r da most BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL n ColorFOOL,
amngst all FOOL’s,
HAPPY APRIL FOOL.



In hasino se Rasme Wafa or,
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai,
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.



Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 me in ur Heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
APRIL FOOL.




1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
THINK? ? ?
NO REMEMBER? ? ?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA
JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.



U r 99% beautyful,
98% cute, 97% sweet,
96% intelligent n,
100% Foolish to blive this.

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  1. anna says:

    wonderfull sms posting of latest april fool sms

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