April Fool SMS

Sardar got into a bus,
On 1st April when,
Conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10 n,
Took d ticket n,
said april fool. I have Bus pass.

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God made a daylight n,
Is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n,
Is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n,
Is called Moon,
God made a U n,
Is called Cartoon!
Happy April Fool Day.

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Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!

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U r attractive,
U r the Best,
U r Cute,
U r Dear 2 Me,
U r Excellent,
U r Funny,
U r Good-Looking,
I’m JOKING.

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U r a B. I. T. C. H.,
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Cute, Honest.
R u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.

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A study has proved dat,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

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In ur life,
When u wake up &
Don't see any 1,
Then come 2 me,
I'll b there 2 hold ur hand &,
Take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST.

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UR d 1 who is CHARMING
UR d 1 who is INTELLIGENT
UR d 1 who is CUTE n
I m d 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Happy April Fools Day.

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Hey U know,
Which is the best day,
2 propose a girl?
April 1. U know why??
If she accept its ur luck,
otherwise just tell "April Fool."

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If people says u r crazy,
B patiend.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid,
B cool but if they say,
U r smart, Thapad maar.

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Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the...
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazren mili aur
Aap ne kaha,...
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA.

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FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI me,
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai,
U r da most BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL n ColorFOOL,
amngst all FOOL’s,
HAPPY APRIL FOOL.

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In hasino se Rasme Wafa or,
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai,
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.

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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 me in ur Heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
APRIL FOOL.

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1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
THINK? ? ?
NO REMEMBER? ? ?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA
JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.

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U r 99% beautyful,
98% cute, 97% sweet,
96% intelligent n,
100% Foolish to blive this.