Funny SMS 2

Police ko body mili hai,

Kale daat, ghosle jaise baal,
Shakl paglowali,
Muze tumhari fikr ho rahi hai,
Miss call kar dena,
Tassali ho jayegi...!!!

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Dur se dekha to laga ladki bal
Sawar rahi hai,
…
…
Pas jakar dekha to
bhais puch hila rahi hai.

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Fizao me tum ho,
Hawao me tum ho,
Dhoop me tum ho,
Chhaon me tum ho,
Sach hi suna ki,
Buri aatma ka koi
thikana nahi hota....!!!

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Once James Bond meets
A pig in d jungle,
N says,
“ I m bond,
James Bond”,
..
D pig replied
“I m Dukkar
Ran-dukkar
(I m Suar, Suar ka Bacha)”

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Bas nazar bhar dekh liya hota,
Agar tamanna thi darane ki,
Hum to uhi behosh ho jate,
Kya zarurat thi muskurane ki.

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Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Mera sms jo aya hai,
Hummmm…..
..
..
..
Par mai bhi chalak hu,
…
…
…
Maine bhi sms me kuch
Nahi likha hai.

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Jahan k gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gum-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega,
Maklul ki fitrat hai ye kafir,
Dimag phat jayega,
Par pyare sms samaz nahi ayega.

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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
7 phero k sath koi apse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaunsa cartoon apko saup diya jayega.