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Dasara/ Dassehra Messages
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Jaise Ram ji ne jita lanka ko,
Waise aap bhi jitey saari duniya,
Is Dash-harey mil jaye aapko,
Duniya bhar ki saari khushiya.
Happy Dash-hara.
Jyot se jyot jagate chalo,
Prem ki Ganga bahate chalo.
Rah me aaye jo din-dukhi
Sabko gale se lagate chalo.
Din Aayega sabka Sunehra.
Meri aur se happy dasara.
Dasara SMS in Marathi
Zenduchi ful keshari-keshari,
Valanavalnach toran dari,
Gerucha rang karda tapkiri,
Anande angani rangoli nachari,
Krutkrutyacha kalash ruperi,
Vijayadshmichi rit hi nyari.
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Ya varshi aaptyachi panach milali nahi,
Mhanun khar son pathvav lagtay,
Tevadh god manun ghyaych..burr ka.
Dasara san motha Nahi aananda tota.
Dasara SMS in Marathi
Ya Vijayadashmichya shubh muhurtavar,
Aaplya yashachya aad yenarya,
Saglya sima par hovun aapali
Aakankshapurti hovot,
Hich Shubheccha.
Soneri Suryachi
Soneri Kirane
Soneri Kiranancha
Soneri Diwas
Soneri Diwasachya
Soneri Shubhechha
Keval Sonyasarkhya Lokanna!
Happy Dasara!
Dasara SMS in Marathi
Tribhuvani bhuvani pahata,
Tuj aise naahi,
Chari shramle parantu,
Na bolave kahi.
Vijayadashmichya ani Dasaryachya Shubhechha.
Wish u n ur family,
U may become successful,
every one will like u,
every happiness of u comes true,
wish u all Happy Dasara
Kushiya apki kabhi kam na ho,
Daman me apke koi kata na ho,
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye,
To prabhu Ram apke sath ho,
*Happy Dasera*
Sukhacha parijatak bahruni yeo,
Sugandhane avghe jeevan darvalun jao,
Ha dasara tumchya ayushyat
aanandachi mangalmai pahat ano.
*Dasaryachya Shubhechha *
Those empty spaces r my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga 2 guide N protect u
Alwys in whatever u do N wherever u r!
Happy Dasara.
Celibrate da victory of da Good over Evil.
Lets celibrate an auspicious day,
to begin new things in life.
Happy Dasara.
Ho aapki life me khushiya sabhi,
Na aaye unme koi kami kabhi
Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera
wish u Happy Dasara.
May this Dassehra ,
light up 4 u.
Da hopes of Happy times,
N dreams 4 a year full of smiles!
Wish u Happy Dasara.
Khushiyon ka tyohaar,
Pyaar ki bauchaar,
Mithaiyon ki bahar,
Is Dussehra ke shubh din
aapko mile khushiya hazar bar..
Happy Dushera.
Phool khile khushi aap k kadam chume,
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna,
Dhan hi Dhan aye aap k angana,
Yahi he Dashera k shub avsar par Manokamna.
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and
your family on the day of DUSSEHRA
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Santa-Banta SMS
Once Santa saw a boy with cap in da back direction.
This event really harrased da social nature of Santa N
then he also decided 2 wear his pagari in da backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him N asked
"Santaji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
Santa goes 4 buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Santa calls Air India.
"How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?"
"Just a sec.....," says da receptionist.
"Thank you." says da Santa N hangs up.
Santa is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in da lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came da column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.
What does Santa do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with da original 4 spelling mistakes.
Why did Santa goes with 18 people 4 a movie?
Becoze below 18 was not allowed.
What do u do when Santa throws a hand grenade at u?
Pull da pin N throw it back.
How do u make Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
"Oh, look at da dead bird."
Santa looked skyward N asked, "Where, Where?
Banta finished his English exam N came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was ok, except 4 da past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought N at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"
A Santa is in a bar N his cellular phone rings,
He picks it up n says
"Hello, how did u know I was here?"
Santa: We have 2 learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able 2 communicate with my child.
Friend:Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child N
it will start to speak after 6 months.
On da way 2 office Santa slipped on a banana peel
N was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed a banana peel on da same way
N Later after 2 days, he noticed two banana peels N
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai!!!!!"
Santa : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. Top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta : 'Yes, that's funny. N even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?' more -
IT'ians V/S Non-IT'ians
A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do you say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Somu : How do you say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
Ramu : Hey.... what's time now?
Somu : System time or local time. more
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