SMS Gallery

Welcome

2012-01-09T00:12:00.001+05:30

Welcome to SMS Gallery, a collection of free sms.

A large collection of funny mobile phone sms. Different categories to choose from. Lots of text messages listed. Send these cute love sms, naughty sms, friends sms, birthday sms, hindi sms, christmas sms messages and wise words to your loved ones.

Please feel free to write me about your experience on my blog, what more you would like to see here, your suggestion, opinions and many more.

Help me to improve content by writing me at my.sms.gallery@gmail.com or simply comment here.

Till the time enjoy the stuff.

Free Online Paid Surveys

2010-06-01T09:45:00.002+05:30

Paid surveys are a great way to earn extra cash. All you have to do is get register with the survey site and update your profile. Once you done that you are ready to get paid for your opinion by answering questionare. It contains multiple choice questions. On average, each survey that is completed will get you around $10-$20. Some pay higher, and some pay less. On a monthly basis, if you do surveys 5 days a week, you can realistically make anywhere from $1500 to $200 if you do 5 surveys a day, 5 days a week.

Following are some top paying survey sites you might consider.

Before you start registering on following site's I will ask you to sign up for an account with Paypal. Some of the following sites pay their users by Paypal so you will need it.
Registering on Paypal is absolutely free. You can Click here to regester for a account on Paypal.

1. Global Test Market is one of the leading paid surveys sites. This is one of the most genuine paid surveys site and my favourite one. GlobalTestMarket is an international global consumer research panel that was founded in 1999 by GMI (Global Market Insite, Inc.). They have also been an accredited member of the Better Business Bureau since 2004. They have users from nearly 200 countries contributing opinions in return for cash rewards. Over the years they have maintained a solid reputation and have an impressive, 5 million plus, membership. Minimum Points for Redemption: 1000 points / $50. 1,000 points will earn you fifty US dollars which is also the minimum cash out level. Click here to Register

2. SurveySavvy is part of Luth Research, LLC., a market research leader since 1977, a 30 year old market research firm based in San Diego, California. For close to ten years SurveySavvy has been providing its members high paying survey opportunities. They have roughly 3 million members spread over more than one hundred countries. Survey Savvy has also paid out more than any other survey company, a total of over 14 million dollars. SurveySavvy.com has a payment structure that seems to be better than other competitive survey companies. They pay a minimum of $3 per survey but usually more than that, depending on the amount of questions. They also have a referral system that pays you per member you recruit and $2 for every survey they complete. Click here to Register

3. The Surveys.com community is online research community. It provides all panel members an opportunity to influence the products and services that manufacturers and government produce.
In return for your participation in online community, you will be rewarded with points and prizes. Absolutely, membership to the surveys.com community is FREE. Click here to Register

4. YouGov is free to join and pays you cash for each survey you complete, the payment ranges from 50p to £1 per completed survey. The surveys come around once or twice a week. They also have prize surveys which you can complete that offer cash prizes for the lucky person drawn out of the hat (so to speak). The winner each week will win £25 credited to their YouGov account – a nice way to boost your earnings!
You may also find you are asked to complete the odd survey which you do not get paid for but can win up to £1000 for filling in. These only come every once in a while and sometimes you may get 50p and the chance to win a large cash prize.
Once you reach £50 YouGov will automatically send you a cheque in payment to your registered postal address. Please make sure that you keep your personal details up to date as if they have the wrong address you will not receive your payment. Click here to Register

5. The Socratic forum is a product of Socratic Technologies, a full service market research agency that was established in 1994. After joining take the surveys that are sentto your email . Most surveys pay anywhere from $3 to $5 for completing a survey, and can be completed in 20 minutes or less. If you attempt but do not qualify for a survey you are still entered into the monthly drawing to win $100. $5 minimum required before you can redeem your earnings via the member’s area.
Your balance can be claimed in the form of a cash via a personal check or an Amazon Gift Certificate. Click here to Register

6. American Consumer Opinion Survey Panel accepts residents from all nations, and offers from $2 to $50 to its members for taking surveys. Payment is sent by check, and minimum cash-out is $10. American Consumer Opinion panel is owned and operated by Decision Analyst, Inc., an international market research firm which is headquartered in Dallas, Texas. Click here to Register

7. Technology Advisory Board is the online market research panel. You'll be paid for each online survey or discussion you complete. The amount depends on the length of the survey or discussion, and ranges from $10 U.S. to $200 U.S. or more. Your name will be entered in a monthly drawing for $250 in cash prizes. Click here to Register

8. Clear Voice Surveys offers an easy way to earn various rewards, including cash and other prizes, simply by voicing your opinion. Sign up takes less than 5 minutes, and there are 4 additional profile surveys to take on the member page at your convenience. All of those can be completed in about 15 minutes. You can take your earnings (when they reach $10) as cash or use their partner, Payoneer, and they will mail you a prepaid debit card. You can also use your rewards to buy gift certificates at Amazon. Click here to Register

9. Esearch.com has been hosting online survey panels since 1995, and is a member of the American Marketing Association (AMA) and the Market Research Association (MRA). They currently have over 800,000 members that cover many demographics, and they offer paid surveys with topics ranging from food items to political scandals – and many other products and services in-between. Members are rewarded with either cash drawing entries or cash payments for completing surveys, and all cash rewards are delivered via PayPal . Click here to Register

10. Synovate, started in 2003, is an expanding global market research company that gathers opinions on products and services for corporations worldwide. The official name of their panel is Global Opinion Panels. Members that complete online surveys are entered into sweepstakes drawings for cash, and also earn reward points which are redeemable for cash. Click here to Register

11. Valued Opinions is owned by Research Now, a leading online fieldwork and panel specialist, and a trustworthy partner of the market research industry. They adhere to the highest standards in online fieldwork and panel building. For each survey you complete, you will receive a reward, typically between $2 and $5 and up to $50 for specialist surveys which will be credited to your Valued Opinions account within 28 days. Once you have accumulated $20 in your account, you will be able to redeem your reward in the form of a gift certificate, some of which can be obtained instantly in via Email. Click here to Register

12. The Toluna panel community is owned and operated by the Toluna Group, a market research firm with US headquaters in Dallas, Texas, and global headquarters in Paris France. Toluna has built up a significant presence in the United States via its recent acquisitions of the Your2Cents panels and Greenfield Online. Member’s of the old Your2Cents panel have been migrated to the US toluna Panel. Be sure to complete your interest surveys as this will qualify you for more paid survey opportunities, and you will get 2000 points added to your account for completing them. Each survey is rewarded with a point value, which usually ranges from 3000 to 15000 points ($1 to $5). In additon, Toluna members can earn more points by participating in community activies like Sponsored Polls, writing opinions, etc. Click here to Register

13. Harris Poll Online is a worldwide market research and consulting firm best known for The Harris Poll Online® and for pioneering the Internet method to conduct scientifically accurate market research. Harris Poll Online is operated by Harris Interactive and currently boasts a membership base of over 6 million panelists. Harris Poll itself has been around for more than 45 years, and has conducted surveys in over 80 different countries. Panel members of Harris Poll Online receive HIPoints redeemable for products and entries into cash draws in exchange for their online survey participation. Harris Poll Online is another one of those survey sites that is usually on the list of top 10 survey sites. For the most part, this may be because of name recognition. Who hasn’t heard of the Harris Poll? One of the most well known, well respected and established marketing firms in the world, people flock to join this one. Click here to Register

Make Money Online

2010-06-01T09:40:00.002+05:30

I am going to tell you about how to make money online.
Since from last 4 to 5 years I am doing blogging. During this I got some information on how you can make money online in effective way.

There are lots of free sources of making money online. You have to find out what these sources actually are and how effective the information you have.

All you need to keep in mind that there are no real ways to get instant money on the Internet. The only people who claim being so are nothing but scammers and you should never believe in such person, an ad or website who claims that you will get rich instantly.

You have to do is be patient. If you are not successful at first don’t give up. That’s fine! Failure is first step towards success. Once you succeed then it will continue getting bigger and bigger.

Some Do’s and Don’ts :

Your first step is to search for information in the right places. Do not simply click on ads to find work. Try to find helpful groups of Wahms who have successful work from home jobs to guide your search. Search on message boards or finding e-mail groups. The users will give you insight story about how to make money online.

Never pay for work or job lists. There are plenty of free listings available that can provide tons of work. Companies that charge you for lists of jobs are just trying to get your money. They may also require you to pay a start-up fee or cover the cost of “necessary” training. Legitimate jobs will never require you to pay them any money for you to work.

You should be aware of if the ad or website tells you to “Act now.” Do research before joining a company and never feel pressured to make a decision right away. Many websites says that the offer will expire on today’s date. But if you revisit that website the next day, the offer will still be there saying expires on that day.

If you do not trust a company, do some research on the Better Business Bureau (BBB) website. The BBB has files on all businesses that have complaints filed against them.

Here are some legitimate, scam-free and genuine tips and ideas to start :

1) Take paid on-line surveys. On-line survey can be awesome revenue producing alternative you must not miss in the internet. Don’t assume that this chance is just not for real. The truth is lots of people have tasted the sweetness of success with just answering as much survey types online. I like this option most, just take some surveys, answer some questions and you are paid for it. Nevertheless, you could bear in mind not to fall victim to varied illegitimate survey companies. Always test the reliability and credibility of a company first to make sure that you would be able to reap success out of this opportunity. For more information on free legitimate, scam free survey sites Click here.

2) You can make money online by doing affiliate marketing. You don’t have to do any investment for it. This is the best and greatest option available there. In truth, this is one of the hottest and easiest methods to earn money on the Internet. In this case, you will have to sell or promote merchants’ products or services. You need to be a good advertiser so that the product you are promoting will succeed. Then, money comes your way. The more products or items that are bought by the people you send to the website, the more commission you will receive.

3) Enroll on totally different websites for Free lance jobs. Signing up on varied sites in the web is one other good earn money alternative that awaits you. Though this might be ridiculous to start with, this opportunity can promise you additional paychecks in the end. What is best about this job is that you’ll get paid simply by signing up for varied web sites as well as referring associates to hitch the location, too.
There are so many people working as copy writers, programming, graphic designers and there are other areas too.

4) Over the past few years E-bay is now one of the best ways for people to earn some extra income. Everyone will be able to do this. All you need to do is begin by selling any product that you have and placed them on e-bay. The best part is that you do not need any experience or market and business skills.

5) Blogging is another one. Place Ads on your blog. If you are have any business or services, blog it. Even if you don’t have any businesses try blogging on your hobbies or just maintain personal diary. The only condition is, have some interesting and quality content for your visitors and promote your blog as much you can.

6) People who have good writing skills can make use of it and by writing they can earn good money. Article writing is also a good option. The more articles you write, the more money you will get. They actually pay around 7-10 dollars per article. Imagine how much money making you can do just by writing. Even if you write 2 articles a day then you will get at least 14 dollars.

Vodafone GPRS Settings

2010-04-30T16:22:00.004+05:30

Vodafone GPRS Settings

To access Vodafone live! on your Vodafone GPRS mobile phone, all you need to do is to activate Vodafone live! and get the settings on your Vodafone mobile phone.
To activate:
- Postpaid customers: SMS ACT VL to 111 (toll free)
- Prepaid customers: SMS ACT VL to 144 (toll free)
There is no charge for activating Vodafone live!

Manual Settings for Vodafone Live :
Connection Name : Vodafone live
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : portalnmms
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.10.1.100
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.10.1.100
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on activation Click here.
For more information on handset-based settings Click here.
For more information on data plan Click here.

Reliance GPRS Settings

2010-04-30T16:19:00.002+05:30

Reliance GSM WAP Settings

Mobile Internet subscription is mandatory for accessing internet sites on mobile.
Mobile Internet plans can be activated / de-activated directly from WAP enabled handsets.
On WAP enabled handsets, to check mobile internet subscription & usage details. Just go to R World>Mobile Internet>Subscribe

To get WAP Settings, SMS WAP to 55100 on compatible handsets.

Manual Settings for Reliance WAP :
Connection Name : Reliance WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : rcomwap
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.239.221.22
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.239.221.22
Proxy Port : 8080

For information on Reliance Mobile Internet Data Plan Click here.
For information on activation of GPRS service Click here.

Spice GPRS Settings

2010-04-30T16:13:00.002+05:30

Spice GPRS Settings

Spice GPRS allows you to stay online while on the move. You can browse internet from your Spice mobile and access your e-mail accounts or downloads exciting Java Games, Polyphonic Tones, Wallpapers and much more. Just log on to experience Spice GPRS.

To get your settings for GPRS & MMS dial *789# and follow the process.

Manual Settings for Spice GPRS :
Connection Name : Spice GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : spice
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.11.12.13
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.11.12.13
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on GPRS Settings Click here.
For information activation process Click here .

IDEA GPRS Settings

2010-04-30T16:12:00.001+05:30

IDEA GPRS Settings

To get GPRS settings onto your phone and browse the net from wherever you are, Sms SET to 54671 (toll free).
Settings will be sent to your phone and you are ready to browse the net from your phone!
Basic browsing charges - 2ps/kb
The charge is toll free from home network.

Manual Settings are as follows :
Connection Name : IDEA GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : imis
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.4.42.15
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.4.42.15
Proxy Port : 8080

For more information on supported handsets and their settings Click here.
Users from Punjab can Click here for their handset settings.
Others from Punjab users can Click here for settings and information.

Tata Docomo GPRS Settings

2010-04-30T16:11:00.001+05:30

Free Tata Docomo WAP/GPRS Settings

Docomo GPRS lets you quick internet browsing from mobile.
You can access email and update face book, orkut easily from mobile.
Lets you use instant messengers like G-talk, Yahoo, ICQ etc
It is more practical on the move connectivity.

Tata Docomo WAP Settings :
Connection Name : Tata Docomo
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : TATA.DOCOMO.DIVE.IN
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.124.94.7
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.124.94.7
Proxy Port : 8080

SMS internet to 52270 to get settings via SMS and save the settings as default on your mobile.

Tata Docomo GPRS Settings
Connection Name : Tata Docomo GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : TATA.DOCOMO.INTERNET
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.124.94.7
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.124.94.7
Proxy Port : 8080

For more information on WAP/Dive In click here.
For more information on GPRS packs click here.

BPL-Loop WAP Settings

2010-04-21T14:24:00.004+05:30

BPL/Loop WAP Settings for mobile phones

By using BPL WAP you can access mails, Surf websites for information, watch video clips on your laptop with your mobile as a modem
To activate your GPRS service, call on 198 (toll-free)

Manual WAP Settings for your mobile are as follows:
Connection Name : BPL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : mizone
User name : 919821099800 (or your mobile no. anything will work)
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.0.0.10
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.0.0.10
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on Tarrif Plans, Handset based Settings and Loop GPRS visit this page.

BSNL WAP and GPRS Settings

2010-04-21T14:17:00.003+05:30

BSNL WAP and GPRS Settings :

BSNL users can activate their GPRS service by calling 94 000 24 365 or can sms GPRS to 53733.

BSNL offers different settings for different users based on their location. Settings may vary location by location.
Here are the settings according regions in India.

Settings for North users:
[Haryana, Punjab, UP(East), UP(West), Himachal Pradesh, Rajasthan, Jammu & Kashmir]
AND Settings for East users:
[Jharkhand, Bihar, Kolkata, West Bengal, Orissa, Assam, North East, Adman Nicobar]

1. WAP Settings
Connection Name : BSNL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlwap
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.220.67.131
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.220.67.131
Proxy Port : 8080

2. GPRS Settings
Connection Name : BSNL GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlnet
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.220.67.131
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.220.67.131
Proxy Port : 8080

Settings for West users:
[Maharashtra, Gujrat, Madhya Pradesh, Chattishgarh]

1. WAP Settings
Connection Name : BSNL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : wapwest.cellone.in
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.100.3.2
Server Port : 9209
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.100.3.2
Proxy Port :9209

2. GPRS Settings
Connection Name : BSNL GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : gprswest.cellone.in
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.100.3.2
Server Port :9209
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.100.3.2
Proxy Port : 9209

Settings for South users:
[Karnatka, Andhra Pradesh, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, Kerala]

1. WAP Settings
Connection Name : BSNL WAP
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlwap
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.31.54.2
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.31.54.2
Proxy Port :9401

2. GPRS Settings
Connection Name : BSNL GPRS
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : bsnlsouth
User name : your mobile number
Prompt password : No
Password : your mobile number
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 10.31.54.2
Server Port : 9401
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 10.31.54.2
Proxy Port : 9401

For more information on Tarrif Plans Click here.
For more information on GPRS Settings Click here.

Aircel GPRS Settings

2010-04-20T00:22:00.007+05:30

Aircel GPRS Settings

Activating this service is free and browsing charges are charged at 10p/10Kb.
To get settings on your mobile SMS “PI” to 121 (applicable for users in Maharashtra).

Activating Pocket Internet via SMS for Other than Maharashtrian users involves different process.
Visit this page for information on how to activate this service by SMS based on your location.Click here.

On sending the SMS, you will receive the confirmation SMS.
Save the settings on your mobile and you are ready to go.
In case you don't receive settings, here are the manual settings for the same:

Connection Name : Aircel
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : aircelgprs.po (For Postpaid users....)
aircelgprs.pr (For Prepaid users....)
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 192.168.35.201
Server Port : 8081
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 192.168.35.201
Proxy Port : 8081

Airtel GPRS settings

2010-04-20T00:21:00.009+05:30

Manual Internet settings for Airtel :

Accessing Airtel Live is absolutely free, and there are no charges for activating the service or browsing the portal. Charges are applicable for content downloads from the Airtel Live Portal, depending on the content downloaded.

To access Airtel Live all you need is GPRS enabled mobile phone, activation of Airtel Live Services, and correct settings on your phone.

By default Airtel Live Service is activated for all Airtel customers. Incase not, you can Sms FUN to 54321 for Service Activation. Once activated, you need to save the service settings that are sent on your phone. Service Activation is absolutely free.

Here are the manual settings for Airtel live and Airtel GPRS.

Settings for Airtel live are as follows :
Connection Name : Airtel Live!
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : airtelfun.com
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 100.001.200.099
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy : YES
Proxy Address : 100.001.200.099
Proxy Port : 8080

Settings for Airtel GPRS are as follows :

Connection Name : Airtel GPRS!
Data bearer : GPRS or Packet Data.
Access Point Name : airtelgprs.com
User name :
Prompt password : No
Password :
Authentication : Normal
Homepage : http://google.co.in (your choice)
Server : 202 . 056 . 231 . 117
Server Port : 8080
Use Proxy :YES
Proxy Address : 202 . 056 . 231 . 117
Proxy Port : 8080

For more information on Airtel Live you can visit Airtel Page

About Me

2010-02-11T23:30:00.003+05:30

Hello everyone, Greetings from me.

I wanna thanks my Followers, Visitors, Everyone who made this blog possible.
The success of SMS Gallery goes to all you people.

Now something about me...
I am Ramesh, I stay in beautiful, city of Bollywood, city of dreams, a very own place named Mumbai, India.
I did graduation in B.Sc.I.T in the year 2008.

I worked with one of the highly recognized MNC, in non technical field.
Now working with one of the leading, up-growing Company.

Well my dream is to become successful Web Designer, Developr( Programmer), or on some day Entrepreneur, Cartoon Artist, Animation artist, Graphic Designer and yeah Singer.

My likes include going on shopping, or for movie with friends, roaming around city area alone or with friends and taking glaze on the city's beauty (.....I said Citiy's beauty!! Lol..!!) , listening music in full volume and singing along , playing football especially in rains, Internet surfing, Going on vacations, watching Cartoons, Horror and Thriller movies, LOL sessions with family at Dinner time, Drawing sketches and making paintings , Programming, and list goes on.......

If there's still something more to know about it, you can write me at ramesh.wetkoli@gmail.com.

That's me.
Thanks for reading and your patience.!!!
Keep visiting, keep blogging and Keep rocking.
Cheers!!!!
Ramesh Wetkoli (Blog Owner) .

Good quotes

2009-10-08T23:23:00.028+05:30

Life is like Cotton,
Dont make it heavier by
dipping it in water of sorrow,
But make it lighter by
blowing in air of joy.
Enjoy every moment of life.

Milkar bichadna
dastur hai zindagi ka,
Ek yehi kissa
Mashhur hai zindagi ka,
Bitey hue pal kabhi
Lautkar nahi aate
Yehi sabse bada
Kasoor hai zindagi ka,

There r many things in life,
Dat wiil catch ur eye,
But only a few will catch,
Ur heart..Pursue those.

In da confrontation between,
Da stream N Da rock,
The stream always wins,
Not thru strength,
But thru persistence.

Every moment, every situation,
Every issue and every concern has a positive side.
Find it and bring it to life....

Be Genuinely Interested in People...
If you try, you can like everybody, and
Everybody will like you......

When you find a Dream inside your heart
Don't ever let it go
For Dreams are the tiny seeds from
Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow

Never Break four things in your Life
Trust, Promise, Relation, & Heart...
Because when they break
they dont Make Noise But Pain a lot

Definitions

2009-09-18T14:09:00.007+05:30

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

So Cute Zoo Zoo

2009-08-04T23:35:00.015+05:30

The Vodafone's Zoo-Zoo idea came into birth when Mr. Rajiv was asked to create the ad that talk about the Vodafone Services and run it parallel throughout the IPL.

"It was one film, one value-added service a day," after months of trying with ideas and brainstorming, the team at ad agency Ogilvy and Mather, short on time, finalized on the Zoo Zoo. Mr. Rajiv finalised the look, packed their bags and shot the entire campaign in South Africa along with ad filmmaker of Nirvana Films, Prakash Varma and local production house there, Platypus. As for the name, it really has no logic. Like Rajiv says, it just goes with the character.

When it came to the making, animation was never an option. They shot real people and made them look animated. Rajiv was open to experimentation and all set to change the mindset of people. For Varma, the toughest test was costume design and artwork. Varma tried different looks and fabric for anything that wrinkled or shined would kill the illusion of animation. What added to the animated effect were big heads stuffed with foam outlined with a hard material called Perspex.

They kept the hands and legs thin, which is why they cast women and occasionally children, wearing the costumes. The thin limbs, contrasted with big bellies and a bulbous head, gave the ‘small’ impression. Then came the sets - all in neutral greys, even lighting so that attention was on the Zoo Zoo. Varma then shot it in a high-speed format to make it look animated.

Here are some zoo zoo ads listed and some more coming.

You can watch them here itself just click play button or download 3GP video's for your mobile phone.

Zoo Zoo Exam Result download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Background Music download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Divert Calls download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Email download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Group Message download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Poke Your Friends download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Fashion download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Silent download 3GP video
Zoo Zoo Recharge download 3GP video	Zoo Zoo Torch download 3GP video

Dasara/ Dasera SMS

2009-07-18T22:41:00.015+05:30

Jaise Ram ji ne jita lanka ko,
Waise aap bhi jitey saari duniya,
Is Dash-harey mil jaye aapko,
Duniya bhar ki saari khushiya.
Happy Dash-hara.

Jyot se jyot jagate chalo,
Prem ki Ganga bahate chalo.
Rah me aaye jo din-dukhi
Sabko gale se lagate chalo.
Din Aayega sabka Sunehra.
Meri aur se happy dasara.

Zenduchi ful keshari-keshari,
Valanavalnach toran dari,
Gerucha rang karda tapkiri,
Anande angani rangoli nachari,
Krutkrutyacha kalash ruperi,
Vijayadshmichi rit hi nyari.

22K
Ya varshi aaptyachi panach milali nahi,
Mhanun khar son pathvav lagtay,
Tevadh god manun ghyaych..burr ka.
Dasara san motha Nahi aananda tota.

Ya Vijayadashmichya shubh muhurtavar,
Aaplya yashachya aad yenarya,
Saglya sima par hovun aapali
Aakankshapurti hovot,
Hich Shubheccha.

Soneri Suryachi
Soneri Kirane
Soneri Kiranancha
Soneri Diwas
Soneri Diwasachya
Soneri Shubhechha
Keval Sonyasarkhya Lokanna!
Happy Dasara!

Tribhuvani bhuvani pahata,
Tuj aise naahi,
Chari shramle parantu,
Na bolave kahi.
Vijayadashmichya ani Dasaryachya Shubhechha.

Wish u n ur family,
U may become successful,
every one will like u,
every happiness of u comes true,
wish u all Happy Dasara

Kushiya apki kabhi kam na ho,
Daman me apke koi kata na ho,
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye,
To prabhu Ram apke sath ho,
*Happy Dasera*

Sukhacha parijatak bahruni yeo,
Sugandhane avghe jeevan darvalun jao,
Ha dasara tumchya ayushyat
aanandachi mangalmai pahat ano.
*Happy Dasara*

Those empty spaces r my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga 2 guide N protect u
Alwys in whatever u do N wherever u r!
Happy Dasara.

Celibrate da victory of da Good over Evil.
Lets celibrate an auspicious day,
to begin new things in life.
Happy Dasara.

Ho aapki life me khushiya sabhi,
Na aaye unme koi kami kabhi
Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera
wish u Happy Dasara.

May this Dassehra ,
light up 4 u.
Da hopes of Happy times,
N dreams 4 a year full of smiles!
Wish u Happy Dasara.

Khushiyon ka tyohaar,
Pyaar ki bauchaar,
Mithaiyon ki bahar,
Is Dussehra ke shubh din
aapko mile khushiya hazar bar..
Happy Dushera.

Phool khile khushi aap k kadam chume,
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna,
Dhan hi Dhan aye aap k angana,
Yahi he Dashera k shub avsar par Manokamna.

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and
your family on the day of DUSSEHRA

Santa-Banta SMS

2009-07-16T00:21:00.005+05:30

Once Santa saw a boy with cap in da back direction.
This event really harrased da social nature of Santa N
then he also decided 2 wear his pagari in da backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him N asked
"Santaji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"

Santa goes 4 buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

Santa calls Air India.
"How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?"
"Just a sec.....," says da receptionist.
"Thank you." says da Santa N hangs up.

Santa is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in da lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came da column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.

What does Santa do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with da original 4 spelling mistakes.

Why did Santa goes with 18 people 4 a movie?
Becoze below 18 was not allowed.

What do u do when Santa throws a hand grenade at u?
Pull da pin N throw it back.

How do u make Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

"Oh, look at da dead bird."
Santa looked skyward N asked, "Where, Where?

Banta finished his English exam N came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was ok, except 4 da past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought N at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"

A Santa is in a bar N his cellular phone rings,
He picks it up n says
"Hello, how did u know I was here?"

Santa: We have 2 learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able 2 communicate with my child.
Friend:Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child N
it will start to speak after 6 months.

On da way 2 office Santa slipped on a banana peel
N was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed a banana peel on da same way
N Later after 2 days, he noticed two banana peels N
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai!!!!!"

Santa : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. Top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta : 'Yes, that's funny. N even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

IT'ians V/S Non-IT'ians

2009-07-15T23:49:00.000+05:30

A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?

Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.

Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do you say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Somu : How do you say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

Ramu : Hey.... what's time now?
Somu : System time or local time.

Christmas Sms

2009-06-27T19:39:00.019+05:30

From home 2 home,
N heart 2 heart,
From 1 place 2 another.
The warmth n,
Joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer 2 each other.
Merry Christmas.

In dis X-mas,
In da daytime if sun shine,
So shall Ur expectations come true,
At nite when moon comes out,
So shall U receive blesses,
Then if rain fall,
So shall it going 2 carry,
All ur problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas.

Christmas may b many things or,
It may b a few,
4 u da joy is each new toy,
4 me it's watching U.
Merry Christmas .

May da joy n peace of,
Christmas b with u all thru the Year.
Wishing u a season of,
Blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.

It is X-mas season n,
New Year is coming.
Let us wish each other
A Merry X-mas n Happy New Year.

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope n love.
A blessed Christmas to u!
Happy Christmas.

Christmas is a time,
4 magic n dreams come true,
Hope urs is filled with,
Lots of fun n sparkle too!
Merry Christmas 2 u.

7 Christmas Wishes 4 u
1. A Bunch Of Hugs From Me
2. A Stocking Full Of Smiles
3. A Star Of Love Upon da Tree
4. A x-mas dats Worthwhile
5. A New Year Full Of Peace
6. A Cup Of Good Cheer
7. Finally Happy X-mas.

If 1 nite u wake up n,
A big fat male is trying,
2 put u in a sack,
Plz don't b afraid,
Becoz i told santa,
All i want 4 x-mas is u.

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May u have all the 3,
4 this X-mas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

May da joy & peace of x-mas,
B with U all thru da year,
Wishing U a season of,
Blessings from heaven above.
"Merry Christmas."

May ur world b filled with,
Warmth n good cheer,
This Holy season n,
Thruout da year,
Wish ur x-mas b,
Filled with peace n love.

New Year Sms

2009-06-27T18:56:00.006+05:30

Day by day teri khushiya ho jaye double,

Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare trouble,
Khuda rakhe tuze hamesh smart n fit,
Tere liye new year ho super-duper hit..
Happy New Year.

May each day of da comin year b vibrant n new Bringing along many reasons for celebrations n rejoice
Happy New Year.

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan n ME
All da stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.

20** is @ da door,
Remember,
Life is short,
Break da Rules,
Forgive quickly,
Love truly,
Laugh Uncontrollably n
never regret anything
that made u SMILE.
Happy New Year.

New Year is da time 2,
Unfold new horizons &,
Realize new dreams,
2 rediscover da strength &
Faith within u,
2 rejoice in simple pleasures &,
Gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling,
Happy New Year.

I Wish in 2010 God gives u,
12 Mnths of Happiness,
52 Wks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hrs Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy,
n that’s all!
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Aaj bhul jao duniya k sare Gum,.
Chalo jhume 1 sang Tum aur hum.
Aao baante charo taraf Khushia aur Pyar.
Chalo Dil khol k bolte he,
HAPPY NEW YEAR... Mere yaar.

New Year begins,
Let us pray dat,
It will b a yr with New Peace,
New Happiness n,
Abundance of new friends,
God bless u thru out da New Year.

I wish U 2 have a,
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Yr.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year brings just Happiness,
No Tear,
Everybody loves only u Dear,
All ur problems will b Finish,
Its 4 u my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.

Years come n go,
But this yr I specially wish,
4 u a double dose of health n,
Happiness topped with,
Loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead!

Oh my Dear,
Forget ur Fear,
Let ur Dreams b Clear,
Please Hear,
I want to tell 1 thing in ur Ear,
BELATED Happy NEW YEAR.

With all da Rose's Perfume,
With all da lights in da world,
With all da children's Smiles,
I Wish U dat ur all dreams comes True.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

May gud times roll in,
making each moment worthwhile,
N making da new year full of dream fulfilled.
Wishing u n ur family a very happy n prosperous new year.

April Fool SMS

2009-06-27T14:38:00.011+05:30

Sardar got into a bus,
On 1st April when,
Conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10 n,
Took d ticket n,
said april fool. I have Bus pass.

God made a daylight n,
Is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n,
Is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n,
Is called Moon,
God made a U n,
Is called Cartoon!
Happy April Fool Day.

Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!

U r attractive,
U r the Best,
U r Cute,
U r Dear 2 Me,
U r Excellent,
U r Funny,
U r Good-Looking,
I’m JOKING.

U r a B. I. T. C. H.,
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Cute, Honest.
R u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.

A study has proved dat,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

In ur life,
When u wake up &
Don't see any 1,
Then come 2 me,
I'll b there 2 hold ur hand &,
Take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST.

UR d 1 who is CHARMING
UR d 1 who is INTELLIGENT
UR d 1 who is CUTE n
I m d 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Happy April Fools Day.

Hey U know,
Which is the best day,
2 propose a girl?
April 1. U know why??
If she accept its ur luck,
otherwise just tell "April Fool."

If people says u r crazy,
B patiend.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid,
B cool but if they say,
U r smart, Thapad maar.

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the...
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazren mili aur
Aap ne kaha,...
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA.

FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI me,
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai,
U r da most BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL n ColorFOOL,
amngst all FOOL’s,
HAPPY APRIL FOOL.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or,
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai,
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 me in ur Heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
APRIL FOOL.

1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
THINK? ? ?
NO REMEMBER? ? ?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA
JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.

U r 99% beautyful,
98% cute, 97% sweet,
96% intelligent n,
100% Foolish to blive this.

Anniversary SMS

2009-06-27T13:42:00.010+05:30

We had our ups n downs,

Dis we both know,

Thru it all our love,

Still managed 2 grow,

Different thoughts we had,

About many things,

But our love 4 each other,

Had no attached strings.

Happy Anniversary.

Best wishes 2 u both,

On ur anniversary,

May d love dat u share,

Last ur lifetime thru,

As u make a wonderful pair,

Happy Wedding Anniversary,

2 d beautiful couple in all.

LOVE U r words just 3,

Which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

So dis is wat i want 2 say,

Live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

As u complete another,

365 days of ur happpy 2gether,

Here's wishing 4 many more 2 come,

Happy Anniversary 2 both.

Marriage is dat relation

B/w man n woman where.

D Independence is equal,.

D Dependence mutual n

D Obligation reciprocal".

Best wishes 4,

Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Nothing in dis world,

C'ld ever b As wonderful as,

Da love u've given me,

Ur love makes my days so very bright,

Just knowing u r my darling wife/Husband.

Happy Anniversary.

I'm sending dis bouquet of

love 2 say dat,

I love u so much,

I hope I say it often enuf,

I want u 2 know its true,

I want 2 remind dat,

u r my everything n my love is true,

Happy Anniversary.

Come every1 lets give a cheer,

In celebration of a couple dear.

A couple who in love unite,

And are seldom cross and hardly fight.

To a couple who bring joy to all,

May u laugh n sing n,

Have a nice Happy Anniversary.

Diwali SMS

2009-06-22T21:21:00.033+05:30

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha,
Ghevuni Navi Umed Navi asha,
Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha.
Happy Diwali.

Ujwal prabhat, ujwal disha,
Purn hovot tumachya aasha,
Ishwarcharni hi ek echha,
Dipawalichya aapnas hardik shubhechha.

Naya din Naya saal,
Nai aasha, Naya harsh,
Nai soch Nai kalpana,
Naye kadam Nai chetna
Manse ekhi eccha,Diwali ki Hardik Shubheccha.

Amavasechya andharat,
Divyana aaj prakashit kara,
Tumhihi ase tejomay va,
Aani sanktavar maat kara,
Vijaypatak tumchich asel,
Fakt thode prayatna kara.

Diwali aai, masti chhai,
Rangi rangoli,deep jalaye,
Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka,
Jali Phuljadiyan, sabko Bhaye,
"Happy Diwali."

Diwali tyohar hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka,
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi
Khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho.
Happy Diwali.

Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali.

May the Divine Light of Diwali,
Spread into your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali.

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki,
KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki.
BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year.

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnaye kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.

Aaj se aap ke yaha,
dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankato ka nash ho,
Har dil par aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar par taj ho,
Ghar me shanti ka vas ho
HAPPY DIWALI.

Ganpati Festival SMS

2009-06-22T19:41:00.001+05:30

GANESH ki jyoti se,
Noor milta hai sbke dilon ko,
Surur milta hai,
Jobhi jaata hai GANESHA k dwaar,
Kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
“JAI SHREE GANESHA”.

Independence Day SMS

2009-06-22T18:59:00.006+05:30

Our life is full of Colors,
I hope this 15th Aug will,
Add more colors to ur life,
Happy Independence Day.

!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!!==--..@..-=-._;
!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!!
!!!HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHAHINDUSTAN HAMARA .

Thousands laid down there lives,
So that ourcountry breath this day,
Never forget there sacrifice,
Happy Independence day.

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se, Na rango se,
Na greeting se, Na gift se,
Aapko “Swatantrata din Mubarak”,
Direct dil se.

Frredom in the Mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our Souls,
Lets salute the Nation,
Our Inependence Day!Vande Mataram.

Take a stand against evil,
corruption & terrorism,
We belong to India,
a nation of pride &
we will thus say-"HINDU,
MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI,
SAB HAI BHAI BHAI.
"god bless all of us, jai hind!!!"

Never forget the heros,
Who sacrified their lives,
To bring up this,
Glorious day to India,
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY .

Good Morning/ good day SMS

2009-04-24T00:40:00.003+05:30

Morning is God’s way of
Saying that, He loves u so much,
He wants u to live & enjoy another
Beautiful day.
Very good morning, n hve a good day.

I asked god to make u happy,
Make u smile,
Guide u safely thru every mile,
Grant u health give u wealth,
N peace of mind!
Good morning.

Pyari si morning me,
Pyari si cool hawao me,
Pyare se ujale me,
Sabse pyare insan ko
“Good Morning”

Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand Banake Aaye,
Din Ka Ujaala Shaan Banke Aaye,
Kabhi Na Door Ho Aapke Chahere Se Khushi,
Har Naya Din Aisa Mahemaan Banke Aaye....
Very good morning, n hve a good day.

Freindship SMS(English)

2009-04-24T00:34:00.003+05:30

A rose will always b a rose
Whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin
Same way, u will always b my best friend
Whether u r in central jail or mental hospital

Frndship has 1 law,
“Never make ur frnd feel alone till u r there”
So disturb ur frnd as much u can
Like I do.

A best friend is like
A four leave clover,
Hard to find n lucky to
Have.

A strong bonding doesn’t need daily
Conversation, doesn’t always need togetherness,
As long as trust lives in heart,
True frends never depart.

If u get less msg frm me,
…..
….
….
Never think that,
I forgot u,
But
I m serching
Gor best msg
For a
Best person
Like you.

Respect those frnds
Who find time for u,
In their timetable,
..
But.
..
Love those frnds
Who don’t consult their
Timetable when u need them.

Light can replace Dark,
Success can replace Failure,
Smile Can replace Pain,
But Nothing in da World
Can replace ur FRIENDSHIP

Life ends when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop Believing,
Love ends when you stop Caring,
Friendship ends when you stop Sharing...

Freindship SMS(Hindi) 1

2009-04-24T00:29:00.006+05:30

Khamoshio ki bhi dhimi awaz hai,
Tanhayio me bhi ek gahera raz hai,
Milte nahi hai sabko sachhe dost yaha,
Aap jo mile hai hume khud pe naz hai.

Aisa nahi ki aap yad aate nahi,
Khata sirf itni ki hum batate nahi,
Dosti aapki anmol hai hamare liye,
Samajate ho aap isliye jatate nahi.

Isqk k sahare jiye nahi karte,
Gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuch nawab dost hai humare,
Jinko pareshan na kare to,
Wo yad bhi kiya nahi karte.

Itni choti nahi dosti humari,
Kaise soch liya kinara aa gaya,
Lo fir ho gayi apke mob me roshni,
Ek bar phir sms hamara aa gaya.

Kya lekar aaye the,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Muze SMS na karke,
Jalim kitne ‘Chilllllllllllllllarr’ bachaoge.

Fulo se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gahara koi nahi,
Ab apki kya tarif karu,
Doston me aap jaisa nalayak koi nahi.

Ache dost ki 3 nishaniya:
1. Kamine kabhi fone nahi karte,
2. zalil has-has ke sms padhte hai,
3. Kitni bhi be-ezati ho jaye
Besharam msg pra padhte hai.

Phul khilkar udas hai,
Samundar ko aaj pani ki pyas hai,
1 bar muskura do dost..
,
,
,
Ram Gopal Varma ko
nai bhut ki talash hai.

Police ko body mili hai,
.
Kale dant, ghosle jaise bal,
Shakl paglo wali,
.
Muze tumhari fikr ho rahi he
Muze miss call kar dena
Tasali ho jayegi.

Fizao me tum ho,
Hawao me tum ho,
Dhoop me tum ho,
Chhao me tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha,,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nahi hota.

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

Freindship SMS(Hindi)

2009-04-24T00:21:00.004+05:30

Dunia ki sari buri aadate hai hume.
Jaise ki,
1.Dosto ko yad karma.
2.Unhe SMS karma
3.Unhe call karma
Thank god isme apko koi buri adat nahi hai.
Kamal hai aap.

Aansu ki kimat wo jante hai,
Jo kisko yaad karte hai,
Dil ka gum wo jante hai,
Jo kisko chahte hai,
Par rishte ka matlab wo jante hai,
Jo use dil se mante hai.

Ek pal ki ye bat nahi,
Do pal ki ye mulaqat nahi,
Waise to zindagi ek
Safar si ban gayi hai,
Par wo safar hi kya
Jisme aap jaise doston
Ka sath nahi.

Zindagi ki kashti
Kab lage kaunse kinare,
Kab ise milengi,
Manchahi bahare,
Jina to padega hi
kaise bhi pyare,
kabhi dosto k bheed me
kabhi tanhai k sahare.

Apki dosti se hum mashoor ho gaye,
Tere sang hasne lage to ansu dur ho gaye,
Bas aap jaise dost ki badolat,
Aaj hum kanch se Kohinoor ho gaye.

Tuze chahne wale kum na honge,
Wakt k sath shayad hum na honge,
Chahe kisi ko bhi pyar dena,
Lekin tere yadon k haqdar sirf hum hi honge.

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi,
Aakhe thodi shabnami to rahengi,
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin humare koi na koi kami to rahegi.

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,
Kisi ko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,
SMS bhejne ki koshish karo janab,
Muft ke SMS padne ki bhi had hoti hai.

Last night I had dream,
I was walking wid d god,
He asked me who is ur best frnd?
I told ur name,
He smiled n said,
..
Sab pichhle janam k paap hai.

Phul khusbu k liye,
..
Dosti nibhane k liye
..
Aankh dil churane k liye
..
Khushi muskurane k liye
..
Ye msg sirf aapko apki
yaad dilane k liye.

Freindship SMS(Marathi)

2009-04-24T00:15:00.003+05:30

Na sampanare akhand swapn asave,
Na bolta aiku yetil ase shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Ani na magta sath detil ase mitra asavet

Rozch aathvan yavi asa kahi nahi,
Rozch bhet gyavi asahi kahich nahi,
Mi tula visarnar nahi hyala khatri mhantat,
Ni tula hyachi khatri asane hyalach maitri mhantat.

Ek pakshi unch udala,
Khup unch udala,
Bharpur unch udala,
Akash palikade,
Khup unch udala,
Itka unch udala ki
Disenasa zala,
..
Aata zop udya shodhu tyala..!!

Holi SMS

2009-04-24T00:08:00.003+05:30

Lal rang Suraj se,
Nila rang aasma se,
Hara rang haryali se,
Gulabi rang gulab se,
Tamam khushiya mile apko,
Ye dua karte hai hum dil se,
Happy Holi.

Khana pina Rang udana,
Iss rang ki dhund me hume na bhulana,
Geet gao khushiya manao,
Bolo mithi boli,
Humari taraf se aapko
Happy holi to u and ur family.

Sajati rahe rango ki mehfil,
Khushi se suhani bani rahe,
Aap zindagi me itne khush rahe ki,
Khushi bhi apki diwani bani rahe.
Happy Holi.

Gulal ka rang Gulab ki mar,
Suraj ki kirne Khushiyo ki bahar,
Chand ki chandni aur dosto ka pyar,
Mubarak ho apko holi ka tyohar.
Happy holi.

Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,
Khwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daman bhi chota lage,
Itni khushiya de apko,
Anewala har pal.
Happy Holi.

May God gift u,
All d colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of love n,
all other colors u,
want 2 paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.

Rang udaye Pichkari,
Rang se rang jaye duniya sari,
Holi ke rang aapke,
Jeevan ko rang de,
Ye shubhakamana hai hamari.
Happy Holi.

Celebrating d colors of
Our beautiful relationship,
I wish u n ur family,
All d bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Red, blue, green,
purple, orange, pink,
Choose any color,
Now close ur eyes n,
Feel the colour on ur body,
Ur arms n legs,
This is holi in sms style.
Happy Holi.

Tan mein masti,
Mann me umang,
Chalo aakash mein daale rang,
Ho jaye sab sang sang,
aur udaye rang,
Happy Holi.

Rangon se bhi rangeen,
Zindagi hai humari,
Rangeeli rahe ye,
Bandagi hai humari,
Kabhi na bigde ye,
Pyar ki rangoli,
Aye mere yaar aisi,
HAPPY HOLI.

Gudhipadwa SMS

2009-04-24T00:02:00.003+05:30

Apli manas Apli nati,
Apla jivala Aple sukh,
Aple yash apli kirti,
Apla sanman apli sanskruti
Apla san aplya apulkin
Gudhipadvyacya Hardik Shubhechha.

Gudhi ubharu pragatichi,
Thodi palvi premachi,
Vastra levuni samadhanache,
Swagat karuya nav varshache,
Gudhipadvyacya Hardik Shubhechha.

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

@ Gudhi
/ )) Padvyachya
/ ((, Hardik
/ Shubhechha.
Nav Varshabhinandan.

Samrudhi yevo angani,
Anand vadho jivani,
Ya shubhecha tumhala,
Gudhupadyachya shubh dini,
Navin varshacya hardik shubhecha.

Ek nava divas.
Ek navi asha,
Tumchya kartutvala
Ek navi disha,
Nave swapn nave kshitij,
Sobat mazya navya
korya shubhechha,
Happy Gudhipadwa.

Shrikhand Puri,
Reshmi Gudi,
Limba che Pan,
Nav Varsha jaao chhan.
Amchya sarvanchya tarphe,
hardik shubhecha.
*Happy Gudi Padwa.*

“Nava”divas,
“Navi”prabhat,
“Navin”aasha,
“Navya”yojana,
“Nave”yash,
“Navya”bhavna,
“Nava”harsh,
Tumhala ani tumchya kutumbala,
Gudhi Padvyachya Hardik Shubhechha.

Naxidar kathivari Reshmi vastr,
Tyachyavar chandicha lota,
Ubharuni Marathi manachi GUDHI,
Sajra karuya ha Gudhipadwa!
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha!

Soneri suryachi soneri kirne,
Soneri kirnancha soneri diwas,
Soneri diwasachya Soneri Shubhechha!
Gudipadvyachya Hardik Shubhechha.

Navin varshachya
pahilya divashi
visrun jau juni dukhkhe
Ani pahu navi sukhe
Karu nave sankalp
Swatala ani samajala
Samrudh karnyache.
Gudipadvyachya Hardik Shubhechha.

Swagat nav varshache,
Asha aakankshache,
Sukh samruddhiche,
padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.
"Happy Gudipadwa.”

Aaushya ek vina,
Ana sur bhavnanche,
Ga dhund hovun tu,
Sangit navin varshache.
*HAPPY GUDHI PADVA *

Surya Toch, Kiran Nave,
Shabd Tech, Arth Nave,
Ayushya Tech, Varsh Nave,
Yashache Suru Hovo Parva Nave.
NUTAN VARSHACHYA HARDIK SHUBHECCHA.

Miss you SMS

2009-04-23T23:53:00.007+05:30

Sometimes eyes also get jealous of heart,
u knw why???
sometimes sweet person like u
remains close to heart but far away frm eyes...

Sweetest part in life is,
To carry all d memories in d life,
But toughest part is that,
To stay away for long time
frm d person who is behind
those memories.

Mausam ki nazakat hai,
Hasarato ne pukara hai,
Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hai apko,
Yeh sms usi yaad ek ishara hai.

Marathi
Pahto jithe disates tu,
Bagto jithe asates tu,
Pan khant watate ya jiwa,
Sobat ka nasates tu.
MISS YOU.

Tu har pal dil k pass hai,
Tuze is baat ka ehsas hai,
Ek bar dil me aakar dekh ,
Is dil ko aaj tujse milne ki aas hai.

Ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi,
Zindagi lagti hai bejan kabhi kabhi,
Samjh me aaye to hume bhi batana,
Kyu karti hai ye yaade pareshan kabhi kabhi.

A simple BYE make us cry,
A simple JOKE make us laugh,
Simple CARE make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS,
Make u think of me. I miss u.

Whenever I miss u.
Stars falls down frm d sky.
So any day if u find d sky empty,
don't blame me,
It's not my fault;
U made me Miss u So Much!.

Teacher: what is meant by “I MISS YOU”
Sardar: Is ka matlab hai “Mein tumhari miss hun!”

I W'd Really Miss u Dear,
Want u 2 know dat ur
friendship mean's a lot 2 me.
If we were on a sinking boat &
there's only 1 lifejacket,
I would really miss you.

Good Time,Bad Time,
Day Time,Night Time,
Work Time,Off Time,
Happy Time,Sad Time,
Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...
I MISS YOU all the Time.

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi,
Ankhe thodi shabnami to rahengi,
Zidagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin humare koi na koi kami to rahegi.
Miss U.

When daylight turns 2 darkened,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
Dat some 1 badly missing u!!

I Look 4 U,
Up n Down,
Left n Right,
Here n There,
Everywhere,
Just 2 Say,
”I MISS U” DEAR.

If u wanna know,
How much I miss u,
Try 2 catch rain drops,
The 1 u catch is,
How much U miss me,
And d 1s u miss is,
How much I miss u.

Good night SMS

2009-04-23T23:09:00.005+05:30

()”””() Wait
( ‘O’ ) dnt sleep
(,>@<,)
let me pray …
()”””()
( -,- )
( ,(“),) Dear god,
Plzlet my frnd
fall frm d bed 2nite.
Good nite.

Chamkate chand ko nind aane lagi,
Apke khushi se dunia jagmagane lagi,
Dekhke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
So ja abto fekte-fekte muze bhi nind aane lagi.

Thakanpur se fresh nagar tak janewali,
Nindiya express bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai,
kripya apne haseen sapno ko sath lekar,
sawar ho jaye.
Good Night.

Another day ends n,
We luk forward 2 a new day,
With great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends,
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.

Apun Ko Laga Ki,
Apun Ko Bol Dena Chahiye Tereko,
Phir Kya Hai Na Ke Apunke,
Dost Log Bhi Apunko,
Insist Kiya Ke Bolich Dal,
To Botla Hai Good Night.

800 kmro ka Mehal ho,
Motiyon se saja ho darbar,
Incom ho arbon main Or,
200 mercedes car,
Sb mil skta he sapno mein,
Islye jagna he bekar,
Soja Mere yar Good Night.

Let d most beautiful dream,
come to u tonite,
Let the sweetest person,
come in ur dream tonite,
But dont make it a habit,
bcoz I m not free every nite.
Goodnight.

Ek ehsasss, Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si, Begaani si,
Phachaani si, Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad. “GOOD NIGHT”

No matter if d sky is black or blue,
No matter if there r stars or moon.
As long as ur heart is true,
Sweet dreams will always b with u.
Good Night!

A day is going 2 end again.
Its nice 2 have a friend like U
Making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend,
lastly good night n sweet dreams.

No matter if the sky is black or blue..
No matter .. If there are stars or moon..
As long as ur heart is true..
Sweet dreams will always be with u.
Good Night

Look…the moon is calling you!!
See…the stars are shining for you!!
Listen…the mosquito’s are singing to you!!
Hear…my heart says:
“GOOD NIGHT”

Friendship day SMS

2009-04-18T15:52:00.003+05:30

Life+Love= Happy,
Life-Love= Sad,
(adding abv 2 equatns)
Love love cancel. So,
2Life= Happy+Sad then,
Life=1/2Happy+1/2Sad.
That’s life. Njoy it.
Happy frndship day.

1 day Monday went to
Tuesday 2 Wednesday n
ask Thursday weather
Friday has told Saturday
that Sunday is frndship day.
Happy frndship day.

As long as we have memories,
Yesterday remains,
As long as we have hope,
2maro awaits.
As long as we have Friendship,
Each day is never a waste.

Being a friend is not,
just sharing a joke,
A conversation,
A cup of coffee or
A funny story.
It means sharing an honest
N true part of urself.

Friendship is not abt
finding similarities,
Its abt respecting differences.
U r not my friend
coz u r like me,
But because i accept u n
respect u d way u r.
Thanx 4 touching my life
in ways u may never.

Friendship is not a big fire,
which burns all day.
Its a small lamp,
dat burns till,
the last day of life

Friendship is a little more trust,
A little less try,
A little more laugh,
And a little less cry,
A little more WE
And a little less I.
Happy Friendship Day!!

80% send SMS.
50% Miss call.
0% no response.
Friendship is a language,
spoken by heart.
Not written on paper,
Not given by pledge,
Its a promise renewed,
Every time we meet.
Happy Friendship Day!!

Happy birthday SMS

2009-04-18T15:47:00.003+05:30

Lovely msg for
Lovely person frm,
Lovely frnd 4a,
Lovely reason at
Lovely time in a
Lovely mood in a
Lovely style to,
Wish u a very
Happy birthday

Softly the leaves memory fall,
Slowly I will gather n pick them all,
Bcoz 2day, 2maro n till my life is thru,
I will cherish having frnd like u,
Happy B’day.

Hum apke dil me rahte hai,
Isiliye har dard sahte hai,
Kahi koi aur humse pahle na wish kare,
Isliye hum sabse pahle wish karte hai,
Happy Birthday.

B4 d clock strikes 12,
Let me take the opportunity,
To let u know that
U have grown a yr more.
Happy birthday.

Sending b'day blessings,
Filled with love, peace n joy,
Wishing sweetest things,
Happen right b4 ur eyes.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi accha sa phool hota,
To mali se mangvata,
Jo khud gulab hai,
Usko kya gulab du,
Junam Din Mubarak Ho.

If lovers r like moon,
And Brothers r like stars,
Than i have noticed dat,
The sky luks good without moon,
but not without stars i.e. U
Happy Birthday Brother.

I love all d stars in d sky,
But they r nothing compared
To the ones in ur eyes!
Happy Birthday.

Let GOD decorate each,
GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN,
Reaching u with,
Wishes of Success,
Happiness n prosperity 4 U,
Wish u a super duper happy b'day.

Wishing u a day,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey &,
full of money.
Happy Birthday.

Funny SMS 2

2009-04-18T15:41:00.007+05:30

Police ko body mili hai,

Kale daat, ghosle jaise baal,
Shakl paglowali,
Muze tumhari fikr ho rahi hai,
Miss call kar dena,
Tassali ho jayegi...!!!

Dur se dekha to laga ladki bal
Sawar rahi hai,
…
…
Pas jakar dekha to
bhais puch hila rahi hai.

Fizao me tum ho,
Hawao me tum ho,
Dhoop me tum ho,
Chhaon me tum ho,
Sach hi suna ki,
Buri aatma ka koi
thikana nahi hota....!!!

Once James Bond meets
A pig in d jungle,
N says,
“ I m bond,
James Bond”,
..
D pig replied
“I m Dukkar
Ran-dukkar
(I m Suar, Suar ka Bacha)”

Bas nazar bhar dekh liya hota,
Agar tamanna thi darane ki,
Hum to uhi behosh ho jate,
Kya zarurat thi muskurane ki.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Mera sms jo aya hai,
Hummmm…..
..
..
..
Par mai bhi chalak hu,
…
…
…
Maine bhi sms me kuch
Nahi likha hai.

Jahan k gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gum-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega,
Maklul ki fitrat hai ye kafir,
Dimag phat jayega,
Par pyare sms samaz nahi ayega.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
7 phero k sath koi apse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaunsa cartoon apko saup diya jayega.

Funny SMS

2009-04-18T15:20:00.006+05:30

Ye dunia badi zalim hai..,
..
..
..
..
..
….
….
….
Rahne do button dabane se
Nahi badlegi.

Last nite i had a dream,
I was walkin wid god,
He asked me who is ur best frnd?
I told ur name.
He smiled n said.....
....
....
Sab pichle janam k paap hai..!!!

Walk on ur own path,
Love in ur own ways,
Talk in ur own words,
Do wht ur heart says,
N then,
One day world will say,
“Nalayak” konachach aikat nahi..!!
(““Nalayak” kisi ki bhi nahi sunata..!!)

Sabhi dukho se mukti k liye,
Prabhu ki ye tasvir dekhe,
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Papiyon ko nahi dikhegi.!!

Hum tumhe dekhna chahte hai,
Tumse milna chahte hai,
Par ye log bahut jalim hai,
Kahte hai “kal aana aaj zoo
Band hai….!!”

Ek pakshi unch udala,
Khup unch udala,
Bharpur unch udala,
Akash palikade,
Khup unch udala,
Itka unch udala ki
Disenasa zala,
..
Aata zop udya shodhu tyala..!!

Bhul gaye ya bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kar diya ya karane chahte ho?
Sms kar do ya ab bhi paise
bachana chahte ho?

Teri ma ki,
Teri bahen ki,
Tere bap ki,
Tere bhai ki,
Tere pure khandan ki….,
..
..
..
Jaan hai tu pagal,
Apna khayal rakha kar,
How was that??!!

Hum dua karte hai
Har gali har mohalle me
Tumhara nam ho,
..
..
Uper most wanted,
Aur niche 2000 ka inam ho.

Arz hai,
Khidki khuli thi,
Hawa chal rahi thi,
Khidki khuli thi,
Hawa chal rahi thi,
..
..
Khidki band ,
hawa bhi band.

2 sardar bank lutne chale gaye,
Par gun bhul gaye,
Phir bhi bank lut liya.
Kaise??
…
…
Manager bhi sardar tha bola,
“I trust u gun kal dikha dena”

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Navratri SMS

2009-04-18T14:48:00.005+05:30

Maa nav-durga
Empower u n ur family,
With her 9 blessings:
Name,
Fame,
Health,
Happiness,
Humanity,
Gyan,
Bhakti n
Shakti.
Happy Navratri.

Maa durga se vinti hai ki,
Apko jeevan me sukh,samridhi,
Dhan,yash Pardan kare.
Happy Navratri.

May ur life b filled with,
Happiness on this pious
festival of Navratri,
Happy Navratri!

This Navratri light
The lamp of happiness,
prosperity and knowledge,
Happy Navratri!

May the festival of
Navratri bring joy and
prosperity in ur life,
Happy Navratri!

Bajre ki roti,Aam ka achar,
Suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
Chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko
"NAVRATRI" ka tyohar…

Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Apnonka surur chaya rahe,
Dil me bhari maya rahe,
Shohrat ki ho bauchhar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye,
Dandia ka tyohar!

May MAA DURGA give prosperous to u
N to ur family.
May her blessings be always with you.
"JAI MATA DI"

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,
Saraswati ka Sath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho aur,
Maa durga ke ashirwad se,
Aapke jeevan me prakash hi prakash ho….
'HAPPY NAVRATRI'.

Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani, meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.

Exam SMS

2009-04-18T14:40:00.009+05:30

University ki galiyon me
Ajab khel hota hai,
Padhai kam n class k bahane
Dilo ka mel zyada hota hai,
Isiliye to pappu har sal fail hota hai.

Hum aage baithe the,
Wo humare pichhu,
Hum unhe mud-mud k dekh rahe the,
Wo hume,
Kunki exam me unhe kuch na aata tha
Na hume.

If in exam hall,
During d exam u feel,
tht d paper is tough,
Dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
Take deep breath n
say 2 urself
"Dis is very interesting sub.
I want 2 study it 1 more time."

Whts d similarity b/w
student preparing 4 exam
& Aamir in Ghajini??
Both cn’t remember nything,
after 15 minutes.

Dad: Beta is bar tuhje
exam me 90% lana hai
Son: Nahi dad, mai to
is bar 100%launga
Dad: Kyon mazak kar raha hai
Son: Shuru kisne kiya tha

Human brain is most
outstanding object in d world.
It works 24 hrs a day,
365 days in a yr,
It function right frm our born,
but it stops only when
we enter the exam hall.

Baap: Itne kum marks?
2 thappar lagane chahiyen!
Beta: Han papa! meine to us
kameenay mastar ka
ghar bhi dekh liya hay!!

Hum jite 1 bar he
Marte 1 bar hai
Pyar 1 bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi
1 hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuu.

Use to write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi k kante bhaage.
1 pariksha khatam to duji,
Shuru ho gai mamu."

Son: Papa, aap ko yaad hai,
aap ne kaha tha ke,
Ager mein Exam me,
Pass ho jaaon ga,
To mujhe 5000 Rs. do ge.
Father: Haan.
Son: Good News hai,
Aap ke 5000 Rs. bach gaye.

Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein,
Sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain,
Ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye,
Yeh to moh maya hai!! .

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